Fuckin take a chance with a nigga like me
Can we as a society please push for legislation to require all police officers to wear a camera on their uniform 100% of the time while they’re on duty, and add a clause stating that any officer accused of police brutality while not wearing their camera will be subject to immediate termination with no option to work in law enforcement at any capacity ever again? Can we please do that? Please?
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
But I’m too short …….
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
Name: CLINT “DEUCE” DEMPSEY
Birthplace: Nacogdoches, Texas
Age/Birthday: 31/9 March 1983
Smokeshow Qualification: Killer tattoos, only made better by the muscles underneath. Excellent haircut, which combining with the stubble, increasing his intensity not a little. Arms and abs to die for. Jaw you could cut cheese with. A soft cheese. Brie. Also, I’m one of those people who thinks this is badass (tw: blood).
Why We Love Him: If Jozy is my American boyfriend and Mix is my Norwegian-American frat bro/son, Clint is my watch-him-drive-past-school-on-his-motorcycle-and-wish-I-was-that-cool crush. He’s your first beer at a high school party. He’s the leather jacket you stole from your bad news boyfriend. He’s the mixtape of music you thought you were the first one to ever listen to. Goes from proud dad to badass motherfucker in about two seconds. You can tell he’s a dad because he screenshots his Insta to his Twitter. Also hilarious. Klinsmann made him captain to get him to be more of a team player and Dempsey has done that and then some, taking the leader position and running with it.
What Fictional Character I Think He Looks Like: Dallas Winston.
What Car Would He Be: Cherry red ‘72 Mustang.
Anything Else: So that “Deuce” nickname? Yeah, that comes from Clint’s RAP CAREER. Don’t Tread was back in 2006, but he’s scheduled to drop a full album with friend XO. He also scored the fifth fastest goal in World Cup history, in case you forgot, and was the only American player to score in the 2006 World Cup. Highest paid player in the MLS.**
*You don’t actually have to send us.
**Please come back to Tottenham.